Dear Diary,
Only a few more days until my official debut as a Pizza Slut. I know what you're thinking...
"Why *Pizza Slut*? "
Well, in my mind, a slut doesn't really want to be called a slut. In most cases, I don't think a slut really enjoys doing the slutty things that she (or he) does to earn the title. There's probably some need that's missing in their life or some desire that's not being fulfilled. Attention. Love. Affection. Value. I'm sure there may be more but those are the things that immediately pop into my head when I think of why sluts do what they do.
In my case, there is a serious financial need. My parents taught me to "save for a rainy day" and the last 18months have been soggy! I am so grateful and thankful for our savings but now I'm delivering pizza because we need the money.
Does that make me a slut or a pizza prostitute? Either way, I feel cheap and under valued.
So now you and Rich know why I'm affectionately giving myself the title, Pizza Slut!
Love always,
Your Soon-To-Be Pizza Slut
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